You could probably say that for the whole game. You won’t find much in the way of strategy, but it’s simplicity helps make it an amusing distraction.ĭead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball (Xbox) You don’t even really need to position yourself much, as the game practically does that for you. You can either whack the ball over the net or pass it to your partner, at two varying strength levels triggered by the Xbox’ pressure-sensitive buttons. The volleyball portion is only barely more evolved than, say, Pong. But it’s all pretty tame compared to some of the weirder stuff that’s come out in Japan. And if you don’t want to do that, you can literally just spy on them as they play like little girls on swingsets, frolic in the water, straddle trees and do stretching exercises. In effect, all you do is really play dress up with the Dead or Alive girls and watch them smack a ball around for a few minutes. You never really need to play volleyball, really – it’s just a way to get cash so you can buy any of the hundreds of items, ranging from swimsuits to accessories like hats, sunglasses and even nail polish. You’ve got to find a partner amongst the other girls and make her happy by purchasing the right gifts – essentially making this a modified dating sim. Sure, you do spend a good amount of time hitting the courts, but you have to remember that volleyball requires two people to a team. The cracker-thin premise is that Zack – now voiced by his real life template Dennis Rodman – lures the ladies to a tropical island for a fighting tournament and attempts to woo them.Ĭalling this a sports title is almost inaccurate, as the game is really 50% volleyball, 50% lesbian simulator. A fan service game if there ever was one, Xtreme Beach Volleyball puts all of the female characters (plus a new one named Lisa) onto a desert island to frolic around in bathing suits and play sports.
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